Laundry, Katherine Heigl's Portrayed Uterus, and Kayne West

So yesterday, I used the holiday to finally start unpacking. Yeah that's right, I haven't unpacked yet.
I mean, I got all the things I need out. My printer. My clothes. But when it comes to all those little things shoved in boxes, I just didn't feel like doing it, nor did I ever have the time (that's a lie).
So yesterday, I looked around my room at the majestic mountains of dirty clothes and overflowing boxes, and I decided that I actually had nothing to wear anymore except for my pink Old Navy reindeer pajamas and my work shirt, and that by the next day, I would have nothing wear. So I started by sorting my clothes.
Holy shit. You know, people always told me I had a lot of clothes. I had NO IDEA. It took me 2 hours to sort my clothes. Subtract 30 minutes of that because I kept sitting down with my housemates and watching Knocked Up, which by the way is such a good movie. I really hate the ending though. It's like, when did they fall in love? They still hated each other when she went into labor, and then they're living together?? Sorry if you didn't want a spoiler, but it's a romantic comedy. If you expected anything else to happen, you might as well be a brick wall.
Anyway, so, yeah, TWO FUCKING HOURS. Those two hours produced 6 FUCKING LOADS OF GODDAMN LAUNDRY. Other people trying to do their laundry yesterday hated me. They called me things like "Girl who makes a lot of trips to the laundry room because she can't carry everything in her dumb broken hamper". Rude. People are really rude.
Anyway, that was super gratifying. I tried to show off to my housemates like "Oh my God, you know what's cleaner than this kitchen that everyone refuses to clean? That's right, my room!" Then they told me to shut up because Katherine Heigl was having a baby and my screams of joy were interrupting screams of pain. Oh my god, labor sounds TERRIBLE.
SO then I changed my sheets! That is what I’m most excited about. Clean, deep purple sheets. Before I had lavender sheets. Yo, lavender, Im really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but deep purple is the greatest shade of purple of all time. OF ALL TIME! When will Kanye jokes get old? Oh…oh…okay. So apparently they already are, and have been since he opened his mouth. That’s really unfortunate because Imma let you finish jokes are kind of the greatest jokes of all time. OF ALL TIME! Yeah I did it again.
Kanye jokes: still funny to me. Laundry: CLEAN AS FUCK. Room: still messy because apparently, getting rid of the clothes was just one layer of the room. Katherine Heigl: One classy bitch.
The end.