Mariah

Sean Gereghty
Final Blog

Is it strange that Mariah Carey’s music scares me? Well, it does. Not all of it. I used to like her music very much but then I met a girl named Sierra who made up stories about us living together and liked to tell people we were in a relationship. She also made up a man and made up that he impregnated her and made up that she miscarried because of her made up health problems from her made up cancer which she got several times in several made up places but still managed to get pregnant again and miscarry [made up] that one too. This is relevant to Mariah Carey because one of my old favorites of her, “Always Be My Baby,” is now ruined because I can’t help but picture Sierra rocking back and forth in the fetal position singing “Ooh boy, you know you can’t escape me” quietly to herself. What’s worse is she actually once said “You will always be my baby.” I hadn’t decided I hated her yet because I hadn’t quite realized how much she was ruining most aspects of my life, so I said “Okay” so she would stop crying. In all honesty, I fully intended this blog to be about Mariah Carey. I really like the song “All I Want For Christmas Is You.” I sing it into my hairbrush. But the song “Touch My Body,” aside from my strong personal dislike toward the melody, the line “I will hunt you down” gives me the chills. Sierra might try to hunt me down. She could be doing it right now.

This was supposed to be about Mariah Carey.