Buying a UCSC Education ; Timothy Irvine

So it’s 11:33 AM and I’m thinking that I might need to get on that blog that’s due in about, oh, 27, now 26 minutes. As if our UC system and UCSC weren’t a joke enough, the students here and our study patterns are pretty damn funny.
What might an example of a common UCSC student’s schedule look like? Maybe 10AM, wake up, masturbate, shower, masturbate, torrent porn onto an overpriced MacBook Pro, slouch to class , chill on FB instead of taking notes (or look at porn; not a lot of difference for some people), fall asleep, drool on self, wake up, masturbate, become embarrassed, realize there are four other people just as oblivious as you, finish, leave class, shower, take a nap at Oakes field instead of attending class, meet friends in overpriced College 8 Dining Hall, get drunk, pass out in Porter Meadow, repeat.
Another exemplary schedule is that of the stoner, which is: smoke underpriced weed, fall asleep, wake up, smoke, contemplate, get munchies, smoke, eat, contemplate masturbating, forget, fall asleep, wake up, smoke, contemplate the meaning of life, smoke, eat, sleep, wake up, contemplate the meaning of weed, repeat. Or, in a simpler form: wake up, smoke, get munchies, feed munchies, smoke, sleep, repeat. Even simpler: Smoke, get munchies, feed munchies, sleep, repeat. Simplest: smoke, sleep, eat, repeat.
I wonder whether our education here is over or under priced?!