I was watching this anime about a guy who gets hit by a UFO. They decide to reconstruct his body, but accidentally turn him into a girl. Besides thinking that Japan comes up with very....unique ideas, I was wondering what would happen if I just woke up and found out that I was a girl? After I think about who do I need to sue, I’d probably check myself out in the mirror and try to lick my own nipples. Unfortunately, I’m a realist. Since I don’t have any penis I don’t think I would be able to enjoy looking at myself as much as I hoped I would. Then questions kept popping up in my head. If I went out with a girl would that make me a lesbian or straight? If I let a guy hit on me would that make me straight or gay and with that, I ruined a perfectly good mental porn. *sighs* I make myself sad sometimes.
I had a friend who was asking people to smoke with him, but wasn’t having any luck. My other friend nearby said at this rate he was going to end up smoking a dick. I seriously thought about it and wondered…how the hell would you smoke a dick? Maybe it’s possible if you hold the ball sack, light the pubes on fire and start puffing on the end. However you do it, I thought it was a wild idea. A few weeks ago I went to visit him and I saw on his desk a bong, but it wasn’t an ordinary bong. It was a penis sculpted bong and the ball sack was where you stoke it. My mind was so blown that I ended up smoking a dick for the rest of the week.
No comments:
Post a Comment