Josh Abrams
What I would do if the world was ending
If some natural disaster was going to end the entire world and you had a week to live, what would you do? This question was spawned because I’m watching Armageddon with my friend. If you have seen this movie then you know its a pretty awesome, lots of good actors, relationships, inspiring music, manly men, jokes, cheesy romance, saying the title of the movie IN the movie, and anything else you would want. But back to the point, what I would do if I had a week to live. I would break a lot of windows, not to steal things, but because I just enjoy the sound and feeling of breaking glass and I’m a helper, so the people who would want to loot will have one less thing to do. Another thing I’d do is finally figure out a way to make my life into a movie. Not like a biography movie about me or anything like that. I just want the music that fits all the moods of the characters and sets the scenes. But that gets annoying, especially if it happens too much and because when I figure out how to make my life have the music like a movie, I won’t be the only one hearing it, everyone will have to! The music won’t always fit my mood either, most of the time I would have it annoy others for my amusement, because I’m immature and childish like that. Some other things I would do would punt a bunch of small dogs off of the Hoover Dam. Sounds mean I know, but don’t tell me you wouldn’t do it at least once. I would also blow up my car in a public place, not to hurt people but to surprise them. It would be remote activated by my keys and after making it honk 15 times it would explode. As you can see most of my life-ending-soon-goals are to annoy. So those of you who think that praying works and know how to pray should start praying that nothing world ending will happen not only because you don’t want to die, but also because you don’t want your last few weeks on this planet being irked by my shenanigans.
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