It really pisses me off when blind people try to do normal things that they are functionally incapable of doing. For instance, blind people are better than a normal person at several things: peek-a-boo, getting to grab women’s breasts without retaliation, reading Braille, and looking pretty sweet with those awesome canes. But it angers me when they try to bite off more than they can chew. I saw a blind person trying to roller-blade on the news yesterday. It was awful; he made something that is usually extremely clumsy, awkward and feminine look even worse than usual. He even had one of those echolocation clickers that he pressed every two seconds so that he wouldn’t run into anything, like some sort of gay Daredevil. The worst part of it was that he kept commenting to the newsperson that he might like to drive a car someday. FUCK THAT. Who in their right mind would let a blind person drive a car? “Sure thing Johnny, just make sure you keep her under the sound barrier so as to not outrun your echolocation waves!” I just wish blind people would stick to their strengths. They could grab SO many breasts.
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