Tuesday, November 24, 2009

CHARLIE NILAWAT"S RANT ON NEW MOON

So the new twilight movie came out, and so far it grossed 140.7 million dollars. That places it third behind spider man 3 and the dark knight, in highest grossing box office debut. That means collectively the population of girls who like the steaming pile of shit of a movie have enough money that they can afford to spend 140 million total on this movie.
And the premise..annoys me. it shocks me that some lady can write a story about a hundred year old vampire trying to get it with a teenager ( statutory rape) and everyone gobbles it up. not only that but somehow this lead character becomes the objective fixation of a millions of girls. who doesn't exist and can never exist and only enforces my belief that girls are only satisfied by things that don't exist so why bother (female orgasm? what that)
And stephanie meyers must be like a gazillionaire. First she wrote these books and got a lot of bucks, and now she sold the rights to make movie only to make even more money. And she appeals to the biggest market ever...girls. I mean you never see this shit with guys. IF you made a book about a girl who is a vampire who loves this guy but can't be with him...you know what would happen...the guy would say fuck it and move on and the trilogy would become a single novel and you wouldn't make as much money.

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