Lesbian Sex

by Jackie R, dyke.

Ha, I knew I could draw you in with a hook like that. Unfortunately I'm not gonna spend much time on the topic though. Except to dispel a common myth: scissoring. I don't know how they make it look hot in the pornos you watch, but think about the mechanics in real life – too much effort to be hot. A real moment-killer even. If you want to see accurate lesbian porn, watch the L Word. They're all about realism there. Because all lesbians are feminine and sexy, right? Oh wait. There's also the rugby-playing, binge-drinking, I'll-punch-you-in-the-face-if-you-look-at-my-girl dykes. Those girls do scissor. Ya, it's a play in rugby. You run down the pitch with your teammate yelling, “Scissor me! I'm scissoring!” It's a pretty gay sport. At the info meeting, the hot captain promised we'd get to hit people, and that she'd teach us how to go down. That got me to show up for practice! It turns out she meant how to take a hit, but since learning that, I'm still down. I like taking girls out. I don't date, but I will headbutt, stiff-arm, or tackle. It's really exciting. After I first learned to tackle, I asked my girlfriend if I could practice on her in my room. She was down until I did it. She looked shocked and hurt, and looked at me like I was an animal. “I thought you meant like play-tackle! Like it was going to be sexy.” I laughed. “Ha what? Rugby isn't supposed to be sexy!” Yeah, we're not together anymore...