Comedy Blog #4 - Greg Towle

So, here’s something I’ve noticed about the world. It’s fat. I mean, seriously, that’s all the world is. Think about it, you go to a Supermarket, and you’re walking around, looking at things, stealing grapes from the produce aisle, just a normal Tuesday afternoon, and every single person you see is fat. And the sad thing is, they’re all so concerned about dieting and everything, you can see their diet pills in their carts. On problem with that is they’re next to the 2 pounds of bacon and the box of twinkies! And that’s another thing about supermarkets and fat people. The checkouts. These things are designed to make you feel fat, and in need of comfort food. You walk up, first thing you see is the wrack of magazines, all saying things like, “Use this simple tip to lose 30 pounds in one week!” And having pictures of incredibly skinny models on the front. So, when you turn away in frustration and utter disappointment, what do you see? Altoids, gum, and candy bars. Perfect trap for the unwary fat person.