Embarrassing moments
Ive recently had a few embarrassing moments that have happened to me that have gone from bad to worse recently. There not exactly “fuck my life” worthy, but there still worth mentioning. The other day I threw an apple to my friends, with my nonexistent baseball skills it went about 6 feet away from where my original target was. But instead of ending their it kept going and hit the hot girl in our class in the back of the head. A week ago I was trying to get my boxers on in my room, I noticed I had both legs going through one of the leg wholes embarrassing to me but no one else. Instead I fell and tripped through the door and was sprawled half naked in front of one of my roommates and there friends. Thats not even the bad part. I was so flustered that I backed up into the wrong door while apoligizeing and turned around to open my other roommates bedroom. He was having sex with his girlfriend. Yes these are all true stories. Now iam going to look at it from my roommates perspect. First one. Kevin has been an asshole today I asked him for an apple and I think he was mad because I didnt share my fries with him so he threw it out of my reach. He instead hit this girl in the class in the head. She was pissed and Kevin apoligized but he latter just laughed and said he was going to write it in his blog. Second one. Kevin fell out of his room on purpose so he could show all my friends his naked body and while he was apoligizeing bumped into the wrong door. He totally ignored the hat on the door policy and walked in. (other roommates perspective) Kevin walked in on me and my girlfriend mid doggy style and all he could muster up to say for making my erection instantly go down is ooo sorry, I wont say anything.... Embarrassing moments for Kevin Thank you.
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