Since I’m in college, and all of my friends are in college, I see and hear about roommates and housemates doing some pretty weird shit. I thought I’d heard it all, until I had this little experience of my own.
The girl living in the room next to my girlfriend’s has started seeing this new guy. Since she shares a wall with my girlfriend, we know a lot about their relationship. For example, she really likes him, or he’s really good at sex, or both. I know this because they have the LOUDEST sex I’ve ever heard anyone have. Ever. I also know that this guy is a world-class athlete because these fuckers (no pun intended) can go for HOURS and they never seem to get tired.
The best part yet was last weekend when this guy brought his dog over for the weekend. The best comedy writers in the world couldn’t have written the sceene I heard played out on the other side of that door:
Smack, smack, smack, ooooh, BARK! BARK!, smack, smack, smack, aaaaah, BARK! BARK!
Aparently, Rosie (the dog) isn’t a huge fan of moaning.
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