Dear all my adoring blog followers,
I regret to inform you that this is my final blog entry. It has been fun: we have ridiculed people, shared awkward experiences, and even encountered racism. But unfortunately, like Seinfeld and toe socks, all good things must come to an end.
I want you to know that I will live on, making fun of people and having dialogues with myself, but I will not be posting them on the internet for the world to enjoy.
I know this news is tough to swallow (real mature guys), knowing all of you this is probably the second worst thing to happen to you (the first being Miley Cyrus deleting her twitter, October 7, 2009, a day that will live in infamy)
But I believe all of you will be ok. You all will continue living your lives, just take a little of me with you. The next time that douche from the hall says something dickish – go ahead and think those terrible things about him. The next time you have an awkward moment fell free to share it with someone – they have probably experience the same thing – EVEN IF THAT BITCH WON’T ADMIT IT.
Continue on, brave soldiers, in the words of the late Celine Dione (what? She’s still alive? Holy Jesus)
“My heart will go on”
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