Ever been up late at night and started saying certain words out loud, and some just sound really weird? Try it. Say Beer Can in a jamaican accent. It should sound something like bacon if you try.
Heres another good one. Say "a bummer" in an english/australian accent. i thought it sounded like Obama. how often does a brit say 'a bummer' anyway? fuckin brits. the brits were the first ones to start clear cutting forests. tree huggers probly arent to happy about that are they. well a brit might just say, thats a bummer. ha. get it ~ a bummer~obama. hugh grant can just jump off a bridge.
just think about this. if saints had halos even when they were little kids, imagine how self conscience they were having a big ol ring around their head. at least they didnt have to buy a costume for haloween.
do you ever smoke alot of weed and then get an unnatural appetite for anything? thats ussually when i end up at safeway right before they close and everyone awake decides to shop at safeway and they only have one fucking register open because some drunk guy named jered drops a 40 and the remaining 3 cashiers have to stand around the guy while he tries to lap it up off the ground for another free 40. but it just took a long time and it was really wierd reading the national inquirer as i stood in line for 10 min. i guess obama has a male lover that wants him back and michellle said she was going to crush him. i want to know if that paper can make up money for themselves as well as they make up stories.
eric randolph
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