Living at home is truly wonderful. Not all college students are as

Lucky as I am; I get daily motivational pep talks from my mother. Even on my birthday my Mom couldn’t help but chastise me. She saw my bloodshot eyes yesterday and immediately began yelling at me for playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare II for seven hours straight. It's like come on Mom, I not getting plastered or kite-high anymore. At least let me indulge in my fantasy of killing hundreds of people for a few hours of the day. I'm kind of on edge now that I'm sober and the only thing keeping me from going Timothy McVeigh on everyone is my X-box, my ex's box is an entirely different thing. (Fuck that whore) Anyway I can't wait to graduate from college(two weeks left!)so I can join the real world of slavish workers and unmedicated psychopaths. Looking back on my college education here at UCSC all I can say is that I wish I had done more drugs, because for me the party is over and now it is time to clean up the mess. My parting advice for you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed freshmen is to live life to the fullest by seizing the day, one day at a time. Don’t waste time smoking marijuana, instead grab life by the horns and drop acid. Peace.