My roommate Katy is a hardcore feminist. In fact, she is so hardcore, that she is teased for it. If anyone tells a misogynist joke in front of her, she gives them shit for it. Now, I’m all for feminism, but I also love a good laugh, so for the most part I’ll laugh off any cruel jokes poked at women, it’s all in fun.
Two days ago, our friend Annie posted a video on her facebook of a rapper named D Lo singing his famous song No Hoe, claiming that it was “practically the theme of the third floor”. Here is the video. You can watch the whole thing if you want, but the first thirty seconds or so should do the job.
So, I immediately knew that Katy would be furious with this song’s lyrics and video, and I knew I had to fuck with her... I was pleasantly surprised when yesterday she plopped on her chair and began her facebook stalking session. Soon enough, she muttered, “Oh…My…Gawd…”
“Whats wrong?” I asked.
“Julia… come watch this, oh my gawd.”
She pushed play. I waited two seconds then exclaimed, “D LO!” as I put the volume up. I then proceeded to shake my ass like there was no fuckin tomorrow. I bent over in front of her and started singing the lyrics, “No hoe, no hoe, no hoe…!!” I got real into it, I was even poppin my ass, just like the dirty hoes in the video! I was so proud of my bad self.
I turned around and slowly stopped dancing as I saw her face. She was completely furious, “JULIA! What the FUCK??! Are you serious?!” I sort of whimpered as I tried to explain, “It’s a.. good, song…?”
I started laughing and said I was messin’ with her and she called me a bitch. She is unable to stop glaring at me every time she sees me… she’ll get over it! :D Hopefully…
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