WoUCSCQ

Alright, for the last blog I do I think I'll nerd out a bit. Recently, Massively Multiplayer Online Games (MMOs) have become the easiest way to sell your soul to the internet for only $15 a month. I, too, was once sucked into this geek sensation sweeping the nation. But after you kill your 700^th dragon and conjure fire on your 345^th troll, everything seems to start meshing together. Society has turned fantasy into a bland and unoriginal mushpile of swords and sorcerers. I feel that a truly innovative game must break out of the fantasy shell. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you World of UC Santa Cruz Quest

This breakthrough MMO puts you in control of an online UC Santa Cruz student! Level up by avoiding doing actual work as much as possible. Earn even bigger XP boosts by smoking in the forest beforehand! Grab your friends on a Friday night and participate in epic party quests before you get broken up by the in-game peacekeepers!

Choose from any one of the unique and fun classes!

The Hipster:

The Hipster starts with a special in-game road bike mount, but is only able to use this mount for the entire game. Equip your man-purse and increase its stats by adding on as many ironic political pins that you can find! The Hipster is a very fragile class, but what it lacks for in stamina, it makes up for in individuality.

The Hook:

The Hook is primarily a buffing class, providing medicinal herbs to the rest of his allies. The Hook can only wear flannel-type items and can only change armor every 5 days, however, the Hook has the added benefit of getting a lot of money from out of nowhere to pay for things that he does not need. The Hook is the most sought-after of any class in World of UC Santa Cruz Quest and is a good choice for any players who don't mind finishing the game in over 6 years.

The Frat:

The Frat is the toughest class in World of UC Santa Cruz Quest, but a Frat cannot cast spells due to its low intelligence rating. The Frat is also the rarest class played in World of UC Santa Cruz Quest because there is no player housing available for Frat guilds. Instead Frats must party with other classes as much as possible. Frats can put out a lot of damage with their ping-pong ball projectile attack and popped collar razor headbutt attack.

Look for WoUCSCQ in stores January 2010!

-Trevor Seyfried