Hi, I’m a fireman, and you know what that means? I look good with my shirt off. No, I kid, that is a stereotype and I am not for them. I am a fireman, but that has nothing to do with what I am about to tell you. I found a dead bird in my mailbox today. It was decaying and smelled like all hell. No, I kid, I just got my mail today. I like to imagine strange things happening to me. I am a fireman though, we haven’t had much action the past month, and I’m not talking about fires! No, I kid, I did mean the fires. We have only been called as paramedics, no fires the past month which is crazy because it has been a blistering month. No, I kid, it’s been freezing, a very cold november. But that usually means that people’s fireplace fires get out of hand here or there. Were waiting for a call, and I’ll be ready. Until then we’ve been playing lots of poker. No, I kid, I take my job very seriously. But we do play poker now and again. I’m not very good. No, I kid, I do quite well for myself. I am looking for a girlfriend though, so if you read this and you’re interested you should give me a call at 899-6758. No, I kid, that’s not really my phone number and I’m actually married. It was a joke.
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