If you get laughs during stand up comedy, that's a great sign, and you're doing a good job. If you get laughs during sex, it's almost never a good sign. In fact, it can be very destroying to one's self esteem. I personally only get a few chuckles during sex, and then a lot of disappointing sighs.
And with sex, there's not nearly as much pressure. Sure, I may be judged by my performance, but at least I'm not getting a letter grade. It's kinda like a pass/no pass class, except way better. It also seems I get way too much stage time with stand up comedy, and almost no stage time with sex. So I guess if I was having sex for a letter grade, I might not get as good of a grade since I'm not doing it as much. But I'm sure if there actually was a sex class, more people will be willing to do study sessions since they also must study for the exam. Could you study alone for such a class? I mean, I guess you could masturbate, but that would probably only be part of the final. Or maybe you could watch porno, but that's like watching a stand up comedy show instead of rehearsing. Ok, I'm thinking way too much into this.
But then again, a sex class would be interesting. Not like sex education, but like, a class about how to have sex. I don't know how well it would go, though. I imagine it would fill up very, very fast, so only Seniors will have the chance to take that class. And what kind of elective would it fill? Is it a science class, or perhaps an art class? Maybe there's several different classes, like lower and upper division courses. How fucking rad would that be to tell someone "Yeah, I got an A in Sex 109. It's the final upper division sex course," But then, that might be a turn off, since that means that that specific person also did a lot of 'studying,' and I could only imagine how risky having sex with someone who did a lot of studying for that class would be.
Because you can't just have sex with one person, you studies must be diversified! That would be like only studying simple polynomial differentiation and saying "I know everything there is to know about Calculus," So maybe a sex class wouldn't be such a good idea. Plus, it would probably take the fun out of sex. I mean, sex is something you do to AVOID homework. That is, if you are able to have sex on that much of a whim. Not all of us are that fortunate. I, for one, can't have sex that easily. And maybe that's not such a good thing right now, but at least I know that the times I do have sex, it's actually really awesome, and usually a highlight for that week. It certainly beats studying. And maybe that's why we don't have sex classes: Sex may either be something very special with a loved one, or done in an anonymous room at a sweet party, but one thing's for sure, it's something to be looked forward to. And having it as a class, well, who looks forward to studying? Even last year when I had game design classes, it was still a pain to research something think is pretty cool.
Wow, if I spent this much time thinking about things that are actually important, then I'd probably be a better person right now.
So in conclusion, stand up comedy isn't like sex in the least bit. And if sex was LIKE stand up comedy class, then sex would probably be worse than stand up comedy.
-James Farmer
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