Dear Dining Halls of UC Santa Cruz,
Why do you want me to be so fat? When going into college everyone told me I would gain the freshman 15, but being as ignorant as I am, I refused to believe them. I thought “Oh, I'm going to work out everyday and eat salads and fruits and lots and lots of protein”. NOPE. Thanks to Santa Cruz Dining Halls, I'm slowly working my way up... in weight that is. All I eat is carbs, mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese, bagels, bread, pasta, pizza and my worst enemy: FRENCH FRIES. At home french fries weren't even an option unless I went out to buy them but here they are accessible until midnight! Thats insane. I think colleges want students to get fat so we can spend all our time on campus sitting around studying like big huge blobs. Yes Santa Cruz has hills, bike rides and nice hikes but God dammit the dining hall foods are just so good... yet sooo bad. Now Thanksgiving is coming up and I have no time to eat healthy because I know I'll be grubbin on mounds of mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey and lots and lots of stuffing and Pie! And I'll be sleeping in until 2 everyday recovering from all the sleep I've lost here, so Santa Cruz Dining Halls, Im ordering you to clean up your act by next week. Im talkin yummy vegetables, better salad selections and a ban on french fries. Yes this may cause a massive strike, maybe even more massive than the one were having for budget cuts. But for me and the people of Santa cruz help us loose weight and clean up our acne by healthying up those dining halls.
Thank you,
A very concerned and overweight citizen
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