Scott Curtis Blog # 2

I seriously believe that Communism would work if I was in charge of everything. As chairman of the dictatorship of the proletariat, the social utopia envisioned by Marx and Engels would become a reality. Don’t take this grandiose promise as a gesture of hubris, but rather understand that I’m the shit and nobody else knows the full extent of my ‘master-plan.’ The first order of business, besides liquidating all private businesses, would be a decree banning any child under the age of seven from flying in a passenger plane. Fuck them they can walk. Second, all copies of the Bible, Torah, and Koran would be burned and replaced with my soon to be best-selling autobiography “Scott Curtis > Moses, Jesus and Muhammad.” Third, the University of California Santa Cruz will remain exactly how it is, as the current system of ideological indoctrination has been perfected to an art. Fourth, all private property would become the property of the people and would accordingly be divided among my closest friends, family and survivors of the first purge. This blog is not to be construed as a declaration of sedition or an open invitation to begin the inevitable revolution to follow. Instead the people of the Western Hemisphere should become familiar with the man who will rule with an iron fist, and fist with an iron hand. All hail the vanguard of the revolution, the glorious dictatorship of the proletariat, whose powers the world will soon come to understand. Away with yea taxes, Republicans and Democrats. Be gone imperial wars of occupation in foreign lands. In our bright future their will be no income to tax, no political parties to choose between and the war of occupation will be brought home.