Halloween scares me. I really don’t like the idea of people who I’m already pretty sure are crazy running around drunk and/or high with masks on. These are the kind of people who really do need to be accountable for their actions… Letting them hide behind masks seems like a bad idea.
This phenomenon of unaccountability also turns out to be a huge problem for the lady folk. Just about everyone of the female persuasion dresses like a whore on Halloween. Why? Because they’re “hiding” behind their costumes… It’s not really them, so they don’t have to be held accountable for degrading all women everywhere and the downfall of morality.
These costumes are so far fetched too… When was the last time you saw a housekeeper who looked like that? Most of the housekeepers I’ve seen in recent memory had thicker mustaches than me.
The real problem, though, is the unoriginality. At any given Halloween party you’ll find 16 French maids, 12 slutty nurses, 9 pirates, 3 Tinkerbelles and a partridge in a pear tree.
What am I supposed to do when the Doctor tells I have to notify all of my recent sexual partners that I’ve contracted the Syph… “Well, doc… It was one of those maids… the ones without the mustaches…”
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