Blog 2! Julia Yeager

So I was pretty bummed that the third assignment was political comedy. Of course! I was excited to start talking about President Bush and the economy, but then I remembered, rape is a topic we can’t talk about…
In lighter news, Halloween is comin! That means the sluts are coming out of hiding. Is it just me, or, is Halloween an excuse for everyone to dress like a slut?! I can already see this happening. I’m gonna see three girls wearing the same thing. A short dress, and wings. I’ll politely ask them, “What are YOU supposed to be?” One of them will say, “I’m a lady bug!” the other one will say “I’M a bumble bee!” and this last one will probably just confess. “WE’RE SLUTS! Haha”. Later on, I will see these girls at the party, and they will play stupid, asking “Oh my Gaaawd, I can’t open my beer! Could a big strong man, like, do that for me? Oh my GAAAAaaaaaaaaawwwwwwddduh!” I am completely sickened by today’s society. Girls tend to think dumb is sexy. But I’m sorry, if you can’t open a beer bottle, no man will have you. What good is a woman who looks good, but doesn’t have the brain capacity to open a bottle?!

Now, another thing about Halloween, is that you have to deal with kids. I don’t mean to be mean or anything, but some kids are ASSHOLES!! Last year on Halloween, I handed this kid a fun sized Butterfinger. I mean, come on… it was BUTTERFINGER! This shit is as good as gold in the eyes of most children, But no. This is what he says. “Oh… BUTTERfinger???! These are so bad for you-” This kid is dressed in one of those air operated fat suited ballerina costumes. And HE is telling ME, that butterfingers are unhealthy. I took the butterfinger and calmly told him, “Well great! More for me then, FATASS!” I then ate it in front of his face, and closed the door as his parents headed towards my door… Needless to say, I will not be handing out candy this year.