Life Facts with Kirill Zaitsev

Hi. My name is Kirill Zaitsev. It’s Russian.

I’m feeling scatter-brained. So this will be scatter brained:

My First name means: The Lord
Last name: Of Rabbits. I’m not kidding.

I do eat a lot of carrots. So it makes sense. I am a vegan, so my diet is very Rabbit-riffic. I wonder how many children I will have…

Being Russian means I have to like vodka, and all things related to potatoes, like couches. I’m also a health nut. End result: I take my vitamins with a shot of vodka, while sitting on the couch, (Sometimes for cultural pizzazz, I wear a sombrero too).

Vibrators are illegal in Texas, why? Because grumpy old white men don’t have a sense of adventure, so what does this law really do? It’s helps cucumber farmers, a lot. And probably leads to the misuse of vibrating video game controllers/ cell phones/ jack hammers, yes, jack hammers, everything is supposed to be bigger in Texas, get used to it.

FAQs on the Alzheimer’s website:
1. Is there an Alzheimer’s website?

Here’s a tip for any Gay men out there: When crossing state lines and being asked “Are you traveling with any Fruits?” Don’t raise your hand “Just meeee.” They won’t think it’s as funny as you do… just trust me.

And a hint for everyone: don’t keep your chapstick near a glue stick. While you are at it, also don’t keep ketchup packets near your condoms.

If you type in “Why are” into a google search, and let google suggest, one of the suggestions (that apparently enough people search for) is “Why are there school?”

That should do it,
Cyall