Blog #2
So I've never been raped before, well involuntarily that is, but if I went to prison I definitely would. I mean look at me; tall, dark, and handsome, with dashing good looks, and an acute sense of smell, I am fucking screwed. That is the exact reason why I don't do stupid shit around cops. I mean just the fear of being Big Bubba's bitch, is why I stopped stealing bubble gum and condoms from Safeway. Could you imagine someone like me, fragile, frail and fresh the 3 main F's that make me prime grade "A" meat to the rest of my incarcerated roommates. I would go through any means necessary to prevent any penetration of the many orifices on my body. Screw the macho male bravado type act, that shows all other inmates how tough I am so that they would leave me alone. I don't got the bone structure to be intimidating to anyone. Naw, Imma go against the grain and bring Big Bubba cupcakes and read him Dr. Suess at night, or trade my draws for a pack of cigarettes, or scrub his back in those hard to reach places, or carry his lunch to his table of eating, you know brotherly stuff so we can both bond. Anything that would keep Big Bubba happy and my boot muscles tight. I would be the best got damn cellmate Big Bubba's ever had. Shit I would braid his hair and even tattoo his baby mama's name on his knuckles. But if none of that works... I guess I can just play dead in hopes that they remove my pathetic body and throw me in the trash. Better alternative than being on the recieving end to Big Bubba's wrath.
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