Amir Raad. Comedy Blog #2

Godamnit everyone’s obsessed with Obama. I was hooking up with this girl and I finally made it to her undies and what do I see staring right at me, Obama with a smirk and the slogan of hope. Apparently my hope paid off, but really what’s the fucking deal. Yes he is a black president but what took so fucking long. People think were passed racism because we have a black president. That’s not a good thing because racism is hella institutionalized. I'm a conspiracy theorist skeptical of a lot of things, did Oswald kill Kennedy? Was 9-11 an inside job? Did I get probed three weeks ago? But now I have a new conspiracy theory, OBAMA IS WHITE, like MJ but reversed they injected his ass and dyed his skin brown. In case you have forgotten there have been previous instances of blacks in the white house. I think Condoleezza Rice is white two, the blackest thing about Condy is that giant mole on her face, come on bitch get that shit removed you in the white house now. Colin Powell had some balls he said fuck this idiot and peaced. I don’t know if I am being racist but usually people of professional swagger don’t fist bump the vice president when he’s bout to hit the stage. People in general don’t fist bump there wives. What the fuck Obama? I mean fox news is retarded for saying is that “terrorist” fist bump, but for real what impression are you trying to give off. Similar to Obama, stereotypes are being perpetuated. This is a very small example but I was at trader Joes and I notice on the different cuisines instead of having a the normal Trader Joes logo it varies like, Trade Jose’s, Trader Giottos---which are fine a variation of the word Joe in different languages, but than I see Trader Ming. What the fuck America? Get real.