I hate movies on lifetime. There's just something about them that annoys me, oh its the fact that they are too clever and original for my liking. Serious, a lifetime story would start with something like a lady, and a tragedy befalls her...her husband died, or she missed a macy's sale. but this problem that occurs is alright because she finds something that she enjoys doing, whether its art, or hot guys. And the plot line has so many twists and turns and the suspense is greatly accented by the cliffhangers at every commercial break, and in the end to my and everyone’s surprise she lives happily ever after.
Lifetime writers cater to a certain audience, and I think it would be interesting if they got a writer from lifetime to write a story in a different genre, like maybe spike. I imagine that the story would be one of two male mma fighters who, have to fight in the ring, but out of the ring are two gay lovers trying to make it together in the world. Shit I’d watch that…judging by the standards of movies now-a-days that would be gold. Like a modern day broke back mountain. They should call it, Tension in the Ring...eh eh get it? I bet that would win two Oscars.
Movies now a days are pretty crappy. It’s all about CGI, like 2012. People are gonna pay 10 bucks maybe more to see a bunch of shit explode, and a monk ringing a bell in distress as a tsunami wave comes crashing into the Himalayas. Real entertainment, it will just be destruction like no other in really good graphics, but that’s good because when you think about it better graphics in movies are made so that explosions ,and shit getting fucked up looks a lot cooler. I mean why would you waste good graphics on mystery, drama, and comedies. Theres a new genre and it’s the one that makes people come in their pants while watching shit get trashed.
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