Robin Liepman: BRAIN

First Comedy Blog Ever! Let me begin by kasplurging you with information about how awesome my life is. (I say this with as little arrogance as possible, because I think everyone should be able to say that their life is awesome).

So I'm a Psychology Major. Everyone always says "Oh, that's like, the most popular major on campus douchebag. (No one actually calls me a douchebag but the tone of voice implies it). Have fun counseling mental people your whole life!"

Well first of all, there are more people in the world who aren't psychology majors than are, so touche douchebag accusers! And secondly, get with the times, psychology nowadays has little to nothing to do with clinical counseling. For me, psychology is an excuse to focus my mind on stimulating topics, like sex drugs and music. Yeah! I'll be rock-star in a labcoat!

I'm also very stimulated by inner workings of things, how all the little parts come together to form a whole. I'm an analyzer of the world, and I do it through the all powerful scientific method. Yeah, it sounds scary but it's not. This just means that I build my assertions with reason, intellect, and evidence. I try to minimize assumptions.

I'm a thinker. When I asked my dad what I was like as a little kid, he said that I would question everything, always asking "why?" But as I grew older, I noticed that less people question and more people just barge into life headfirst, building their own personal ego tower of material comfort. I began to let go of my inner analytic and in the process, lost my life direction.
Then I read some Einstein and he was like, "Yo, I question everything like a child! Also I'm a rockstar violinist and have an abnormally large mathematical portion of my mind! Fuck you!"
This was the inspiration I needed. Life is short, so I'ma do what I want with it. And what I want is to surround myself in positive thought, positive energy, ever-growing knowledge, (aka mental evolution) love and laughter.

One thing about me is that my sense of humor isn't conventional, but if you hit the right spots, you can get me cracking up like a curious child who mixed his moms pills into his cereal.
Well that's a little bit about me. My next blog will be on my analysis of humor. Uh.