Living in the dorms is a unique experience, and sharing a bathroom with a few dozen strangers can be very interesting. The bathroom consist of three showers four sinks, and three stalls. So it's one of those nights, you know when you wished you had privacy. It seems to be rush hour in the john and the only shower that was vacant was the middle one, which is cool except that the only thing separating you bathing in the nude from Sally brushing her teeth at the sink is a flimsy uneven certain which is almost transparent. I'm doing my thing in there washing up, and the certain blows up, and I am standing there completely exposed, bare ass and all, and it wouldn't be that bad but I was shaving my pubes at the time. And the certain blew up because Lorry the hottest girl in the house was blow drying her hair. Shit but at least I wasn't whacking it.
I was done in there so I got out of the shower, and had to take that first step over the little ledge, which is just put there for people to trip over if you didn't already know. You nearly trip and then you nearly slip because everything in the bathrooms are wet and slimy, and it's an obstacle course walking from the shower back to the room. You gotta where scandals at all times, because it is proven that sars have been known to exist in these bacterial infested environments. Yea its slippery but there are areas where under no circumstance can you step. Some jackass dropped a microwave burrito and didn't bother to pick it up by the washer, there's foaming mounds of shaving cream under the sink, and by the trash can there lies hairballs and bloody tissues with freshly squeezed pimples.
Taking care of your hygienic needs in a dorm bathroom is a methodical process.
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