I had some funny teachers over the years. I once had a chemistry teacher, who was talking about how shrooms had the same effects as Acid (in case you didn’t know they’re both hallucinogens). There was this one time where his “friend” tried shrooms with his other friends in the bathroom, as you know you don’t try drugs by yourself. He swears that his friends’ faces melted right off and that he was chased by this ugly ass leprechaun all around the school which was why from that day on little people scared him.
In junior high, I had teacher who had a problem with his students. They kept constantly stealing stuff off his desk. Eventually he got fed up and came up with a prank to stop this one and for all. He took a pill jar and filled it up with rabbit droppings. He then labeled the jar “Smart Pills.” One by one the rabbit droppings were disappearing. One day a student came up to him and asked if he could have a smart pill. My teacher answered, “Sure go ahead.” After the student tried it he pauses a moment and said, “…these taste like rabbit droppings.”
My teacher snaps his fingers and quickly replies, “There you go, its working.”
No one ever dared to steal from his desk after that. However, what really bothered my teacher was….how did he know it tasted like rabbit droppings?
Lastly, I had a teacher who always played jokes on us. Sadly, he passed away during the semester he was teaching us, but before he did, he told us that the school required us to write a paper for the class. However, he was going to be lenient and let us take notes on a movie instead. A few days later and after his passing, the principle came in and asked us what we were doing in class. After we talked about the school’s requirement and the movie, the principle said. “…we don’t require you to write a paper for the class.”
We all couldn’t help, but shake our heads. Even in the grave he still gets the last laugh
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