Life So Far At UCSC By: KEVIN COWIE

So far UCSC has been the best decision of my life. UCSC was my first choice and since I didn't make it into any other college, UCSC was my only choice... However there are only a few things that I've noticed about UCSC that sometimes get on my nerves. For some reason everywhere I walk around I smell skunks everywhere! But it always seems to be in the most remote locations I smell the skunks. I could be walking on the Kredsge bridge and the skunks are below me. I'll be in the dinning hall and the skunks smell will be practically enveloping the room. The weirdest thing is the skunks like to follow the kids with dreads or long hair, they usually are wearing tie die also. But hey I cant complain. The naked mile was a great time! I ran with the crowd for a while but I didn't feel like taking my clothes off so I just pinned a piece of paper on my shirt that said “nudest on strike”. Eventually I striped off the clothes, yet who the #@%* thought it would be a great idea to take pictures of everyone running?! Great you have a naked picture of me now what? I know ill tag Kevin Cowie in this picture on Facebook! Well sure I had bragging rights and sexy pictures to show everyone. Plus the exercise from that 3 mile run felt great. The only problem was that my mom got Facebook around 2 months ago. So unfortunately she knows how to use it... “OOO lets see what new photos Kevin got tagged in at UCSC...... AHHH What the #@%* is hedoing!!” Well on a different note the dinning hall is great! All you can eat which really is helpful for my fat @$$. I usually end up going alone, not because I don't have any friends here its just how my class times work out. But sitting by yourself is just kinda of creepy so I decided to grab an extra plate of food to throw everyone off. I just put it across from me and whalla! Instant friend went back for more food and he will be right back excuse.