Naked Run by Oliver Cruz

Well a couple days ago it rained for the first time in Santa Cruz. My friend called me up and said “Yo man we got to do the naked run”. I was like well man I don’t want to be playing star wars with you while we are running. We both decided instead to check out if there were a lot of people going so we walked around campus. We got onto the metro bus. When we stopped at kresge naked people wanted to get on the bus. In my head I was like no fucking way the bus driver will let them on the bus. To my surprise he let them on and in my head I said to myself, “Do not get a boner, do not get a boner”. I told my friend hey man do not stare at them, just act natural. He then told me, “How the fuck can I do that when it’s right in front of me”. Then I told me friend that it must suck to be naked if you have a small penis. My friend then said to me, “Well that’s why I decided to not do it anymore”.

When we got off the bus we let all the naked guys get off the bus first. We did not want risk getting touch by their dicks and balls. So we got off at college 9. We saw all the naked people running and yelling. They must be yelling to show how cold they private parts must be. I told my friend the only way for me to do this is if I’m high or drunk. My friend then said to me, “The only I will do this is if my dick grows about three inches”. So this year’s naked run was very memorable.