Gregory Towle, Post #1

So, I’m here to talk, or should I say, write, about First Rain. Yeah, it’s awesome, and yeah, it’s amazing and stupid people run around nude for like three hours, very cool. Not. It’s funny cause in the next couple of days everyone realizes they have pneumonia, and end up going to the hospital. I mean, don’t people realize that getting naked in the middle of like, an intense rain storm isn’t the smartest idea? And then there is the possibility of pictures ending up on the internet. You just know that some random guy is gonna have a camera, and he’s just gonna have to post those pics online. Actually, I’d be more scared if I saw a guy with a camera, and then didn’t find the pictures online, that would scare me. Like he just kept them, and was treasuring the images of my nude body forever. Anyway, besides the worry about pictures and fatal illnesses, there’s the worry about getting back into your room. Apparently every year some of these idiots manage to forget the fact that keys and id’s are sort of necessary when you want to get out of the rain, so they have to call their RA or CSO (of course they’ve managed to bring their cell phones.) So, the RAs and CSOs now have to deal with several hundred naked, and most likely incredibly horny people, willing to do anything to get back into their rooms.

I think I’m going to apply to be an RA next year.

Anyway, there are also the people on the naked run that wear clothes. Now THOSE are the people you want to smack, I mean, if you can come out in boxers and such, it sorta defeats the purpose of a “naked” run. I mean, where’s the fun in that?

That said, I fully intend to participate again next year. Thanks and have a good day!