"Al" Mulifanua Asuega

Blog #1

So yeah I hate my grandma. Mostly because she's stronger than me and was so got damn ruthless when I was growing up. I mean I don't blame her at all for the way she treated us because we weren't exactly daddy's little angels. Me and my brothers were probably more comparable to little gremlins from hell. Like me and my brother would play this game where we would pretend that my grandma was the Evil Lord Rita from the original Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. Yeah you remember that shit, old school. After one episode me and my brother would be so wired off of Gogurt and gushers, we would wait in front of her bedroom door on top of our couch so we can get a good vantage point at defeating the evil Rita, or in other words jump kicking my grandma by surprise. But remember how I said my Grandma was ruthless and extremely strong, well she would always be ready to catch our kicks with her bare hands and throw us into her laundry basket, which by the way was not only filled with clothes, but solid objects like a wheel chair and a sewing machine. Yup my grandma liked to hide her things from us. Needless to say after that I had to use the wheel chair for a week and use her sewing machine to patch up the jeans and shirt she ripped in the process of slamming me. Yeah in this version of Power Rangers, Lord Rita always beat our ass. It was the worst 18th birthday ever. I used to wish a my megazord would come to my rescue and rid us of my grandma, but than I think... I would probably put my money on my grandma in that matchup. Yeah my grandma hated us hehe. But more than us she hated our neighbors. Yeah my grandma was like the Al-Qaeda of our apartment complex. We had this one neighbor that constantly borrowed sugar and eggs and shit from her all the time. This one day my grandma was just fed up with their freeloading that she made me go give a list of demands to our freeloading neighbor demanding for the replacement of some of the items they borrowed. The list was insane, it sounded like a ransom note... even had the cut out creepy letters you cut out of magazines. The list had random stuff like... 1. 6 packets of kool aid 2. 1 corn 3. 3 Gala apples (organic by the way) 4. 1.3 pounds of brown sugar (i think she's been keeping track), and the list goes on.