Josh Abrams
Nice Guys Finish Last: an Evolutionary Study
I’m what most people would refer to as a nice guy. Nice guys, like me, are always polite and friendly to everyone, but with tendencies to be awkward. These characteristics make it hard to find significant others because due to these traits we always end up in the friend zone, despite our higher levels of compassion and consideration. The friend zone as we all know is dating limbo. In the friend zone all romantic actions a person makes towards someone they are interested in is always taken as an act of friendship despite the obvious intentions of romantic interest. I have been experiencing this phenomenon for too long now and have decided to discover why it occurs so frequently. What I aimed to find out is why do girls of value and intelligence always go for guys who treat them poorly when their are plenty of more gentlemanly guys available who know how to treat ladies like ladies. What I have concluded is that this occurs because of evolution. Douchey guys were always out clubbing the saber tooth tigers and T-rexes, half the time for food and defense and the rest of the time for no reason what so ever. The Cro-Magnon women back then was attracted to these tendencies and rightfully so. But as evolution, technology, and feminism have increased through the years you think that this trend would have petered off. But it hasn’t. It makes no sense. I don’t understand women or the choices they make. Fuck dating.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
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