Dear Bloggy,
You may not understand the concept of love and dating because you are just an HTML page but I think I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m destined by the universe to be terrible at it. I think this is partly my parent’s fault for naming me after a contestant on the Love Connection. Yeah good idea naming your son after someone who’s so bad at dating that they have to go on national TV to get find someone to go out with. The universe did teach me one good thing about dating; looks really don’t mater because when you’re a nerd no girl is interested in you. Hiding the nerd factor wouldn’t help because I live in an apartment full of nerds where all our nerd friends hang out and play video games non-stop. Sounds like such a good turn on right? But the nerd dating only gets worse when my best friend and I go to a party and try to pick up on girls. My friend hits on girls and then immediately goes into his comic book lectures about how awesome they are. So when things obviously don’t work out, we start talking to each other about our nerdy shit at warp speed. It feels like we can’t be helped sometimes. We tried being each other’s wing man but this never works either. Your wingman is supposed to have your back, i.e. looking out for you and making sure you’re making the right decisions. You can’t really look out for your buddy when you are more interested in talking to girls yourself. This year I’ve been working on NOT going into the geeky talk, but I’ve developed a worse habit. I’ve been telling bad jokes and doing things that have a more humorous agenda than trying to get on a girls good side. Lately I’ve heard of a concept of DTF and I don’t believe it’s true because a something so wonderful as that could not possibly exist.
Hugs and Kisses XOXOXO,
Jamus Hain
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