Comedy Blog #3
Christopher D. Garcia
November 11th, 2009
Yo, what’s up people! So I actually forgot to write a blog for all my fans a few weeks ago. Sorry guys! But don’t worry, I have a plan! I’m going to write a blog this week that is SOOOO FUCKING GOOD that it will make up for the one I forgot about… and maybe get me a blow job on the side. YES it will be that good… aww shit I already wasted like 80 words.
Alright alright, so let’s get serious now. Last week I did an open-mic night at Cowell College. Other than nearly shitting my pants from nerves the hour before show-time I did pretty good, mind that it was my first open-mic EVER. I ended up doing a more polished act of my talk about Old Volkswagen Bugs and Hippies, talking about how my speedometer doesnt work in my car so I have to count the lines on the road to know how fast I'm going. I was surprised… I didn’t bomb on stage and actually got some pretty good laughs out of the crowd. Or I don’t know, maybe half of them were stoned; it only was a performance at UCSC (wouldve got more laughs at Porter). Either way they liked it, and so my comedy “career” begins. I think I will look for more open-mic nights around Santa Cruz and San Jose to get more comfortable with stand-up comedy, I still have a lot to work on. Gotta start some where I guess…
Oh, I almost forgot to mention, you can find a video of my performance from last week at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_okmXH5Nls
If you watch it, leave me a comment on youtube. But don’t post some faggy little comment like “nice”. I fucking hate that…
Take care fans… sigh who am I fooling, I don’t have fans :(
Sincerely,
Anonymous Clown
umm.... i mean Christopher D. Garcia
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