Blog #2 Devin Liu

When I first got here, I heard Santa Cruz was a beautiful city. Now I know it is only beautiful when you are thizzin, high, or drunk. The other day I went into downtown, supposedly one of the nicest neighborhoods in Santa Cruz. I swear, there is at least one crackhead every block. My and 3 of my guy friends, a sausage feast went downtown. The first block we saw a hippy try to hit on a girl. The hippy was like hey girl, come here, I got something to talk to you about. She responded what do you want to talk about, trees? sarcastically. Then this hippy responds I wanna talk about whales … I was thinking WTF?! Then we make a stop at Pizza my Heart where it is 5 dollars for a T-Shirt and Pizza. A hobo outside is begging for T-Shirts, not the Pizza. I guess hobos in Santa Cruz like to eat cotton instead of food. Then on the third block we saw this old man at a café, hes maybe 60 and he sees two young college girls. He takes off his pedophile glasses and says “DAMN do I see two ..?” All of us assumed that he was going to say “DAMN do I see two fine ass girls?” We reacted again like WTF when he said “DAMN do I see two Einstein’s in disguise?” I don’t know if it is me, but Santa Cruz is really weird. I barely see any gay guys. Im from San Francisco so im really use to a gay community but only Doug Holsclaw is one of the only gay guys I know here. Maybe I am weird in the eyes of the crackheads, but damn, what the fuck am I doing here?!